The two things you didn’t want from the Texans preseason opener, you didn’t get.

I’ve filed Jadeveon Clowney and his return to training camp under, No News Is Good News.

Fans and Twitter yell at me for not talking Astros. You don’t want me talking Astros. Yet.

Tim Tebow bombed for the Eagles — doing something Chip Kelly won’t have him do.

Players won the day in the preseason opener, so did Bill O’Brien and the front office.

When J.J. Watt hangs out with famous people, he doesn’t do it to rub his fame in your face.

Matt Hammond hosts Saturdays from 11-3 pm CT on Sports Radio 610 and fill ins during the week, and gives sports updates and produces The Triple Threat, weekdays from 2-7 pm CT. You can, and totally should, follow him on Twitter @MattHammondShow.