In “The B-Straw and Pauly G Bracket”, Paul Gallant and Brien Straw create tournaments – in the world of sports and beyond – where only one can prevail. They accept listener and reader nominations every week, announcing the topic every Monday at 9 PM CT on “B-Straw and Pauly G”.
This week’s bracket was once again inspired by a local team: the Houston Texans. I’ve long found their uniforms to be extremely boring, and was glad to find out this week that I’m not alone.
Still, it could be worse. Imagine being one of the teams below?
1.) Jacksonville Jaguars
Even CFL teams think two-toned helmets are ugly.
2.) University of Kansas Football
It’s tough to out-suck the giant
parrot Jayhawk on their helmets.
3.) Cleveland Browns
The Browns already had it bad. Their logo is a helmet. An ORANGE helmet. And then they changed up the unis, as shown above.
4.) Houston Rockets
All I see is melting communism. Hell, even the pin-stripe pajama unis top this.
5.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
If I wanted to watch Space Pirates, I’d play Metroid.
6.) Miami Marlins
These unis are less “Marlins” and more “I did drugs in a Miami club. OOH, a floating Marlin!”
7.) University of Miami Football
Nike Tries Way Too Hard: Example 30,251.
8.) Oklahoma City Thunder
They still belong in Seattle, and should still be sporting these.
Are we missing anyone? That’s where you step in.
Listener and reader nominations will be accepted until Thursday at midnight. Friday at 9 PM CT on “B-Straw and Pauly G”, a bracket will be created, and a “Championship” will be won.
Paul Gallant co-hosts the “B-Straw and Pauly G” show – weeknights 7-11 PM on SportsRadio 610. He also hosts SportsZone Unfiltered – Fridays at 10 PM – on The Kube: Channel 57. Get in touch with Paul via email or at his facebook page: Paul Gallant: SportsRadio610.Follow @GallantSays
Brien Straw also co-hosts “B-Straw and Pauly G” – weeknights 7-11 PM on SportsRadio 610. Get in touch with Brien via email.