In “The B-Straw and Pauly G Bracket”, Paul Gallant and Brien Straw create tournaments – in the world of sports and beyond – where only one can prevail. They accept listener and reader nominations every week, announcing the topic every Monday at 9 PM CT on “B-Straw and Pauly G”.

This week’s bracket was once again inspired by a local team: the Houston Texans. I’ve long found their uniforms to be extremely boring, and was glad to find out this week that I’m not alone.

Still, it could be worse. Imagine being one of the teams below?

1.) Jacksonville Jaguars

(Credit: Scott Halleran/Getty Images)

(Credit: Scott Halleran/Getty Images)

Even CFL teams think two-toned helmets are ugly.

2.) University of Kansas Football

(Credit: Brett Deering/Getty Images)

(Credit: Brett Deering/Getty Images)

It’s tough to out-suck the giant parrot Jayhawk on their helmets.

3.) Cleveland Browns

(Credit: Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

(Credit: Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

The Browns already had it bad. Their logo is a helmet. An ORANGE helmet. And then they changed up the unis, as shown above.

4.) Houston Rockets

(Credit: Noah Graham/Getty Images)

(Credit: Noah Graham/Getty Images)

All I see is melting communism. Hell, even the pin-stripe pajama unis top this.

5.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers

(Credit: Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

(Credit: Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

If I wanted to watch Space Pirates, I’d play Metroid.

6.) Miami Marlins

(Credit: Rob Foldy/Getty Images)

(Credit: Rob Foldy/Getty Images)

These unis are less “Marlins” and more “I did drugs in a Miami club. OOH, a floating Marlin!

7.) University of Miami Football

(Credit: Stacy Revere/Getty Images)

(Credit: Stacy Revere/Getty Images)

Nike Tries Way Too Hard: Example 30,251.

8.) Oklahoma City Thunder

(Credit: David Sherman/NBAE via Getty Images)

(Credit: David Sherman/NBAE via Getty Images)

They still belong in Seattle, and should still be sporting these.

Are we missing anyone? That’s where you step in.

Listener and reader nominations will be accepted until Thursday at midnight. Friday at 9 PM CT on “B-Straw and Pauly G”, a bracket will be created, and a “Championship” will be won.

Paul Gallant co-hosts the “B-Straw and Pauly G” show – weeknights 7-11 PM on SportsRadio 610. He also hosts SportsZone Unfiltered – Fridays at 10 PM – on The Kube: Channel 57. Get in touch with Paul via email or at his facebook page: Paul Gallant: SportsRadio610.

 

Brien Straw also co-hosts “B-Straw and Pauly G” – weeknights 7-11 PM on SportsRadio 610. Get in touch with Brien via email.

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