Who’s More Sad? Packer Player Who Nearly Blocked 49ers’ Game-Winning Field Goal Or Eeyore?

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  • Do I Know His Name?
    Nope. It's too depressing to look up. I'm happy leaving him anonymous.
    Yes, it's Eeyore.
  • Live in?
    Green Bay. *Shudder*
    The rural Hundred-Acre Woods.
  • Strong Support Group?
    After Green Bay snuck into the playoffs? I can’t imagine he’s amongst friendly faces.
    Why of course! Between Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and the rest, Eeyore is surrounded by supporting friends.
  • Defeated by?
    The 49ers.
    Self.
  • Does Anyone Celebrate Him?
    I’m going with "no."
    Yep! Austin, TX actually celebrates his birthday every April.
  • Who’d He Let Down?
    All-around good guy and mustachioed man Aaron Rodgers, who just came back from an injury.
    No one, really. He’s just kinda mopey.
  • Consoles Self With?
    Probably cheese.
    Attention.
RESULTS
Oh my, ladies and gentlemen. He might have lost the game, but he’s won this one in a big way. With a dominant score of 6-1, the Packer Player who missed the field goal block is the saddest creature out there. Whomp whomp. -Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor

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