Tale of the tape
Tale Of The Tape: Oberyn Vs The Mountain
|6'2" - 195lbs||Size:||7'3" - 420lbs|
|Oberyn is nicknamed "The Red Viper." The word "viper" in a nickname puts the floor for coolness at, at worst, a B+.||Nickname||Clegane is nicknamed "The Mountain," which doesn't exactly scream creativity. I'm way more scared of snakes than I am massive hills (unless I have to bike up them).|
|Ummmm...Look at the other guy.||SIZE/STRENGTH:||Dude, Clegane's nickname is THE MOUNTAIN. In his pre fight workouts, Clegane is killing guys like three at a time. (By the way, is there a worse job in Westeros than "Gregor Clegane sparring partner"?)|
|Oberyn gets most of his action in brothels and is far more inclusive (Oberyn's motto: "Men, women, whatever!"). Oberyn, though, does have a hard time keeping from conceiving with eight known bastard children. (Oberyn is the Antonio Cromartie of Westeros.)||SEXUAL APPETITE:||The Mountain gets most of his "action" non-consensually and through extremely vicious methods.|
|Revenge is a powerful motivator, and it's hard to find a greater source for revenge than your opponent raping your sister and then killing her children while still soaked in the blood of her dead children. In sports parlance, this would be the same motivation the Spurs have to beat the Heat, except pretend in addition to knocking down the series saving three pointer in 2013, Ray Allen also slept with Gregg Popovich's wife in George Gervin's bed.||INTANGIBLES:||The Mountain's Sword is about as big as Oberyn...|
|OBERYN +175||VEGAS ODDS||CLEGANE -250|
We'll just call it a tie
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