Tale Of The Tape: Football Tie Vs. Necktie As A Holiday Gift
- HIGHLY ANTICIPATED BUILDUP?WOOOOO!OH YEAH!
- IMMEDIATE REACTION AFTER SEING IT'S A TIE?...aww...oh
- WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING AWESOME?Potentially, if your team wins. Heck, even a loss would be a resolution.Not after 20, but, like, give me a book or something!
- ANGRY THOUGHT A FEW MINUTES LATER?"I got drunk for nothing!""I guess I'll wear this at work, which is a place I love going to all the time."
- SLAPDASH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM OTHERS?"Europeans love soccer, and they tie all the time!""Europeans love ties! They wear them all the time!"
- RELATED TO ALEX SMITH'S CONCUSSION?Pfft. Yes.Wh-...no...?
RESULTS
IT'S...oh. It's a tie.
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