Tale Of The Tape: Football Tie Vs. Necktie As A Holiday Gift
Football Tie
Necktie Holiday Gift
HIGHLY ANTICIPATED BUILDUP?
Winner
WOOOOO!
Winner
OH YEAH!
IMMEDIATE REACTION AFTER SEING IT'S A TIE?
Winner
...aww
Winner
...oh
WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING AWESOME?
Winner
Potentially, if your team wins. Heck, even a loss would be a resolution.
Not after 20, but, like, give me a book or something!
ANGRY THOUGHT A FEW MINUTES LATER?
Winner
"I got drunk for nothing!"
"I guess I'll wear this at work, which is a place I love going to all the time."
SLAPDASH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM OTHERS?
"Europeans love soccer, and they tie all the time!"
Winner
"Europeans love ties! They wear them all the time!"
RELATED TO ALEX SMITH'S CONCUSSION?
Pfft. Yes.
Winner
Wh-...no...?
We'll Just Call it a Tie
IT'S...oh. It's a tie.
