TALE OF THE TAPE

Tale Of The Break-Up Tape: Rory McIlroy VS. Caroline Wozniacki

The Danish tennis pro and the Irish golf champion split up last week when both were just days away from big tournaments. Here’s how things turned out for each of them.

Rory McIlroy
Caroline Wozniacki
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Break-Up Story
Winner “Mutual Decision”
“Came As A Bit Of A Shock”
1st Post-Breakup Tourney
Winner Came In First At European BMW PGA Championship
Ousted In First Round Of French Open
Earnings
Winner Over A Million Bucks
$32,640
Current Rank
Winner Moved Up from 10th to 6th
Will likely plummet from 14th
Who Will They Date Next?
Winner Anyone He Wants
Monte Carlo Millionaires

The Winner Is

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Winner Rory McIlroy
5 out of 5

Ok, on paper this one is a no-brainer. Obviously McIlroy came out on top post-split. But really, in the long run, isn’t Wozniacki lucky she found out who he really is BEFORE they got hitched?

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