TALE OF THE TAPE

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    One Broken Arm Later: Nate Burleson’s Pizza Vs. DiGiorno (It’s Not Delivery)

    Detroit Lions’ wide receiver Nate Burleson is great at receiving both deftly thrown footballs and emergency roadside medical treatment. Recently, he crashed his car into a Jersey barrier after dropping a slice of pizza around 2:30 in the morning. Apparently there was no hooch in his system, it’s just that he was being a big ol’ bag of dum-dum lollipops. The question that we at CBS can’t help but ask: would he have been better off cooking himself a DiGiorno frozen pizza? Let’s go to the tape.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Seattle Seahawks At Houston Texans

    Russell Wilson is not a system quarterback. While he is a perfect fit for Pete Carroll’s offense, Wilson would be a solid quarterback in any offense.

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    Was The Trent Richardson Trade Less Painful Than LeBron James’ “The Decision”?

    For those of you who haven’t been paying attention…Trent Richardson, the #3 overall draft pick in the 2012 draft, just got traded to the Indianapolis Colts.

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    New England Patriots Vs. The Dark Knight Rises

    2012’s The Dark Knight Rises was met with extraordinary expectations. Similarly, the 2013 Patriots entered the season highly regarded – as they do every year that both T-Brads and Bill Belichick are on staff.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Houston Texans At Baltimore Ravens

    Matt Schaub is a very consistent regular-season quarterback, so the idea of going to play on the road against the defending Super Bowl champions is not going to intimidate him.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Tennessee Titans At Houston Texans

    The Titans started their season with an impressive road win at Pittsburgh, but Jake Locker really had little to do with it.

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