The Top 10 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have

Video%20games%20are%20a%20great%20way%20to%20chill%20out%20with%20your%20friends%20and%20reduce%20stress%2C%20but%20if%20your%20playing%20to%20the%20extent%20that%20you%20injure%20yourself%2C%20you%20clearly%20need%20to%20get%20a%20life.%0A%28credit%3A%20Kevork%20Djansezian%2FGetty%20Images%29

Having%20a%20stocked%20fridge%20and%20pantry%20not%20only%20keeps%20you%20well%20fed%20but%20gives%20you%20the%20resources%20to%20throw%20down%20a%20three%20course%20meal%20for%20that%20special%20lady.%0A%28credit%3A%20Halton%20Archive%2FGetty%20Images%29

Motivational%20quotes%20are%20great%20for%20a%20pre-game%20speech%20or%20wedding%20toast%20but%20attaching%20one%20to%20your%20email%20address%20usually%20comes%20off%20as%20condescending.%0A%28credit%3A%20Bloomberg%2FGetty%20Images%29

We%20all%20enjoyed%20our%20college%20years%20of%20keg%20stands%20and%20beer%20shotguns%2C%20but%20those%20days%20need%20to%20come%20to%20and%20end.%20Try%20a%20darker%20more%20flavorful%20beer%2C%20it%20requires%20a%20little%20more%20patience%20to%20drink%20and%20will%20usually%20allow%20for%20more%20mature%20conversation.%20%0D%0A%28credit%3A%20Roslan%20Rahman%2FGetty%20Images%29

Mouthing%20off%20other%20peoples%20lines%20just%20reminds%20everyone%20else%20that%20you%20don%26%238217%3Bt%20have%20your%20own.%0A%28credit%3A%20Peter%20Downing%2FGetty%20Images%29

Women%20don%26%238217%3Bt%20usually%20appreciate%20being%20glared%20at%20from%20across%20the%20room%20from%20guys%20who%20speak%20in%20codes%2C%20and%20they%20can%20usually%20point%20out%20what%20your%20trying%20to%20say.%20%0A%28credit%3A%20Handout%2FGetty%20Images%29%20

The%20Bedroom%20is%20where%20the%20magic%20happens%2C%20never%20in%20the%20history%20of%20sex%20has%20a%20women%20asked%20you%20to%20take%20her%20to%20your%20futon%2C%20leave%20it%20in%20the%20dorm.%0D%0A%28credit%3A%20The%20Washington%20Post%2FGetty%20Images%29

Nothing%20makes%20people%20feel%20more%20uncomfortable%20than%20seeing%20a%20couple%20of%20dudes%20with%20a%20special%20handshake.%20%28credit%3A%20Getty%20Images%29%0D%0A%28credit%3A%20KMazar%2FGetty%20Images%29

There%20is%20really%20nothing%20more%20to%20say%2C%20just%20don%26%238217%3Bt%20do%20it.%0D%0A%28credit%3A%20Fabrice%20Coffrini%2FGetty%20Images%29