Play Sation Thumb

Video games are a great way to chill out with your friends and reduce stress, but if your playing to the extent that you injure yourself, you clearly need to get a life.
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Empty Fridge

Having a stocked fridge and pantry not only keeps you well fed but gives you the resources to throw down a three course meal for that special lady.
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A Witty Email Signature

Motivational quotes are great for a pre-game speech or wedding toast but attaching one to your email address usually comes off as condescending.
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A case of beer less than 20$

We all enjoyed our college years of keg stands and beer shotguns, but those days need to come to and end. Try a darker more flavorful beer, it requires a little more patience to drink and will usually allow for more mature conversation.
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Movie Quoting

Mouthing off other peoples lines just reminds everyone else that you don't have your own.
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A Nerf Set In Your Living Room

Though we all had one as a child, these toys should never follow you into manhood, if you can't live without it find a nice trash can at the office, but keep it out of your home.
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Code Words

Women don't usually appreciate being glared at from across the room from guys who speak in codes, and they can usually point out what your trying to say.
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A Futon

The Bedroom is where the magic happens, never in the history of sex has a women asked you to take her to your futon, leave it in the dorm.
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A Secret Handshake

Nothing makes people feel more uncomfortable than seeing a couple of dudes with a special handshake. (credit: Getty Images)
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A Name For His Penis

There is really nothing more to say, just don't do it.
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