After a fellow show host predicts Deshaun Watson will start in the Texans season opener, Paul once again advises fans and media to chill.
Paul comments on Astros pitcher Dallas Keuchel’s scathing comments on the lack of Astros moves during the trade deadline.
In the Nightly News: Michael Jordan responds to Lavar Ball, breaking Carmelo Anthony non-news and more.
After Ray Lewis weighed in on the Ravens potentially signing Colin Kaepernick, Paul thinks it’s time for the former linebacker to stop speaking publicly.
The robots are taking over, a new king of dongs has been crowned and more in the Late Night Snack.
Paul continues discussion on the Astros trade deadline and reacts to the team’s loss against the Rays Tuesday night.
Bobby Knight is a creepy assman, Tom Brady has been defaced and more in the Last Call/I Learned Something.