The Bearded Lady, Scumbags, Drunks And Traffic Tickets: Hello, Monday Show Prep
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600-Jeremy Lin is going to be a Rocket!
This is potentially awesome, or just a huge sideshow disaster if he’s the only acquisition this offseason… We’ll see HEADLINES! Lopez is calling Lin, “The Bearded Lady” — we will expound.
615– Jonathan Joseph on the Texans as an organization.
I think we should talk about Bob McNair for a moment here, and how he compares to other owners, using Joseph’s comments as a jumping off poin.
630– … Top 3. Is Jeremy Lin a one-hit wonder? Either way, we’ll list our Top Three one-hit wonders.
645-So,hey,on the way out the door Joe Paterno negotiated himself HUGE money and perks… The full NYTimes article is really unbelievable
todayspaper heres the cliff’s notes version via deadspin
Has the word, “Scumbag” ever been associated with Joe Paterno? well, it may now says Lopez.
700– So holdup… Jeremy Lin is actually coming to Houston?!? OK… I really like Lin, I mean I like him a lot… And Morey might have rigged this just right, and if so, HUGE kudos to him… But EVERYTHING was pointing to Houston getting Howard or Bynum in the hours before we found out NY wasn’t going to match… If for some reason Lin’s salary prohibits Hou from being able to take on contracts…
715– Lin/Howard/Rockets/Morey carryover + Let’s take some calls!
730– I’ve got a consumer complaint. (John, this is the Windstream story that I was talking about last week, that somehow got worse this weekend… I think it’ll be funny if you’re cool with it) Nick is going full-blown Marvin Zindler. We’ll all participate.
745– HornSolutions.net NO HUDDLE!… Arrested for unpaid parking tickets
This will happen to me at some point, guaranteed… Suspended without ever being charged?
Summer of Gronk is over! http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/15/patriots-push-the-brakes-on-the-summer-of-gronk/
How can you not love Ozzie Guillen
http://t.co/acbKr4T2 … It’s not your fault, but you’ve still got to resign, Penn State trustees
800- Top 20 Texans… We’re listing our Nos. 13 and 12 Nick has Brooks Reed 12- Danieal Manning… John has Owen Daniels .. 12 — Whitney Mercilus
815– Franchise Players,and who will be available in 2013…
Wes Welker –Patriots… Sebastian Vollmer… Essentially all their corners Matt Forte –Bears… Brian Urlacher Ray Rice –Ravens… Joe Flacco Dwayne Bowe –Chiefs… Branden Albert and Glenn Dorsey
830– John McClain… This PFW article implies the rookie Brooks could start at RG, does John think this is even a possibility
And another question on bounties,generated by this poster in KC
845– So,hey,on the way out the door Joe Paterno negotiated himself HUGE money and perks… The full NYTimes article is really unbelievable http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/14/sports/ncaafootball/joe-paterno-got-richer-contract-amid-jerry-sandusky-inquiry.html?pagewanted=2&_r=3&ref= todayspaper heres the cliff’s notes version via deadspin http://deadspin.com/5925999?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source= deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
900– Jeremy Lin really is coming to Houston! If Morey snags Lin AND Howard, wow, what an offseason… if snagging Lin, though, PREVENTS him from getting Howard, he can’t be forgiven… No real middle ground here…
915– The hilarity of Jonathan Feigen’s twitter feed when Houston was trying to “serve notice” to New York… Straw Poll!
930- ……. We can revisit the Jonathan Joseph comments here for a bit, but I’d like to do something else as well… Texas and Texas A&M over/unders released by the Las Vegas Hilton… http://beyondthebets.com/2012/07/15/over-or-under-lvh-superbook-joins-the-win-totals-parade-with-numbers-on-35-teams/ Texas o/u 9, A&M o/u 7
945- Shiner Whiner Line… Wingstop Two Minute Drill…