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J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Coffins.  Yes, the world’s first bacon-wrapped casket.  I think we all knew it would eventually end here.

J&D’s Bacon Coffin™ is For those who love bacon to death.    You ate bacon, you decorated your body with bacon, your car with bacon and your home with bacon. And now, you can peacefully rest wrapped in bacon.

Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.  Classy.  Bacon.  Coffin. 

FACT – Approximately 56 million people die per year worldwide, 2.4 million in the US alone – 99% of which loved bacon.

If you or someone you know has recently lost a bacon-loving-loved-one or would like to make arrangements for your own eventual expiration, Bacon Coffins are available starting March 29th for $2,999.95 + S&H at www.baconcoffins.com

Come on, if you love bacon, this is how you want to go out.  See attached release for more info about Bacon Coffins and J&D’s Foods.

 

 

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