Your BEST Pick-Up Lines Revealed!

laura face resized2 Your BEST Pick Up Lines Revealed!

Alrighty…my Facebook friends have helped me compile a list of Guys Best Pick-Up Lines…and after a serious conversation with my boss about how much time I waste on Facebook at work, we picked the best lines and have posted them below!  

When I asked girls for lines that have ACTUALLY WORKED on them, strangely enough the lists didn’t match!  Who’d have thunk it?!? 

Think you have a magical line that works every time…or at least in the conversation between Brian Fantana and Ron Burgundy…”They say 60% of the time, it works every time!”  Then put your money where your mouth is and leave a comment!  Keep it clean or I can’t post it (I can still enjoy the dirty ones though, ha ha!).

Not my friend on Facebook?  What’s wrong with you–Facebook me now–just don’t tell my boss!

BTW the lines girls on Facebook told me that worked on them:

From Debbie Browne Weatherford: “Wow!…I thought you were Cindy Crawford from across the room!”

From Ashley Kimel: “Oh, and despite the name, I’m a dude lest there be any confusion!” and “What’s a place like this doing around a girl like you?”

From Kelly Valentine: “Hi, my name is Oedipus…you remind me of my mother.”

  • Tom Shelby

    I am totally crushed, I thought I had a chance with my pick up line. I’m gonna go cry in my beer……. PERK …..BEER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG it’s Beer Thirty ( Pick up line was I lost my phone # this morning, could I have yours? )

  • Ichiban

    Your eyes are so beautiful! :)

    • Laura Reynolds

      Awww…that is so sweet–you are my favorite person of the day. Wait–that line seemed to work too well! I must watch out for you Ichiban! xoxo Laura

  • Leon Fennessy

    All I can say is this Laura; if the guy will be honest and sweet and nice and If the lady likes what she sees, the above is all the guy needs to start a fire. Once again, I have said already how perfect you are, so my line to you would be “can I start your fire for you?”

    • Laura Reynolds

      I like the way you think Leon! xoxo Laura

  • krackaking

    geez what a bunch of turd punch here!! the ultimate line….

    (walk and work arms like a robot, towards woman) say (with robot voice), “my name is Robie, I am a Robot. I was programed to find the perfect specimen for my programmer… (usually they are either barfing or laughing at this point) laughing your in…. if barfing tell them your drunk and were just coming over for a friend

    Either way it works 65% of the time

    • Laura Reynolds

      Alright be honest…did you really ever use that line? xoxo Laura

  • Rusty

    Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

    • Laura Reynolds

      That is a really sweet line Rusty! xoxo Laura

  • Ben Hall

    My favorite is “Excuse me, would you like to dance” if she saysYES, then you say “Man that was easy do you want to FU**”. They will either laugh or slap you, but you can always have fun with that one.

  • Robert

    Do you have any idea how much chaos you have cause on Mount Olympus? Yes, Aphrodite has thrown an absolute tantrum when Hercules said that, when compared with you, she’s just another babe.

    • Laura Reynolds

      Wow–I am impressed with the classical mythology references! You are the Zeus of pick-up lines! xoxo Laura

  • Mike

    How about some sex?

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